Unbothered
Nothing rattles a capybara. Deadlines? Never heard of her.
β¦and I could not care less. The internet's most chill community, all about the world's comfiest rodent. Hop in and learn to relax.
why capybaras
Nothing rattles a capybara. Deadlines? Never heard of her.
Birds, cats, crocs, ducks β the capybara vibes with all of them.
Warm water, slow laps, zero rush. A full-time spa life.
Balances a citrus on its head like it's a crown. Iconic.
meet the crew
Chief Chiller
Has never once been in a hurry. Naps 14h a day. Undefeated.
Snack Officer
Knows where every orange in a 3 km radius is. A gift.
Head of Hugs
Will let any animal sit on top of them. A living sofa.
capybara 101
Up to ~65 kg and 1.3 m long β a guinea pig's chunky, majestic cousin.
Webbed feet, loves warm water, naps half-submerged and holds its breath ~5 minutes.
Lives in herds of 10β20, chatting in purrs, barks and whistles. Never truly alone.
Grasses, water plants and the occasional orange. A chill diet for a chill animal.
fun facts
how it works
Send a small monthly contribution in crypto to the shared pool. Any amount, once a month.
Everyone's contributions add up transparently β the whole pot stays visible on-chain, all month long.
At month's end a provably-fair random draw picks one member. They take the pool β for a capybara or a trip to meet them.
this month
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the prize
Funds to responsibly welcome a capybara β where it's legal, from a proper sanctuary or breeder, with the care it deserves.
Rather visit? Take the pool as a trip to meet capybaras in the wild or at a sanctuary.
no funny business
Every contribution is visible on the blockchain. The pot can't be quietly drained.
The winner is picked by a provably-fair random source (e.g. Chainlink VRF) β not by us. No one can rig it.
Contribute from your own wallet. Nobody takes custody of your funds beyond the shared pool.
hall of chill
Flew to Brazil to meet the herd π¦«βοΈ
Welcomed a capybara named Toast π
Spa weekend with capybaras β¨οΈ
Illustrative examples β replace with your real winners.
questions
Yes. Scientifically, annoyingly calm.
Free ride, warm seat, great company. Wouldn't you?
Native to South America β wetlands, riverbanks and marshes from Panama down to Argentina.
Breathe. Float. Eat an orange. You're basically there.
A provably-fair on-chain random draw (e.g. Chainlink VRF). Neither we nor anyone else can influence it.
Into a transparent on-chain pool for the whole month. The full pot goes to the winner β for a capybara or a trip.
Prize-draw rules differ by country β check your local laws before joining. Play responsibly, 18+, and only chip in what you're happy to give.
One small contribution. One lucky capybara lover every month.