capybaras.love
β˜… 100% stress-free β˜…

OK, I pulled up.

…and I could not care less. The internet's most chill community, all about the world's comfiest rodent. Hop in and learn to relax.

🍊 orange time zen mode friend to all

why capybaras

Basically perfect.

Unbothered

Nothing rattles a capybara. Deadlines? Never heard of her.

Friend to everyone

Birds, cats, crocs, ducks β€” the capybara vibes with all of them.

Pro swimmer

Warm water, slow laps, zero rush. A full-time spa life.

Orange enjoyer

Balances a citrus on its head like it's a crown. Iconic.

meet the crew

The regulars

Chonk

Chief Chiller

Has never once been in a hurry. Naps 14h a day. Undefeated.

Mochi

Snack Officer

Knows where every orange in a 3 km radius is. A gift.

Biscuit

Head of Hugs

Will let any animal sit on top of them. A living sofa.

capybara 101

Know your capybara

World's largest rodent

Up to ~65 kg and 1.3 m long β€” a guinea pig's chunky, majestic cousin.

Semi-aquatic

Webbed feet, loves warm water, naps half-submerged and holds its breath ~5 minutes.

Born social

Lives in herds of 10–20, chatting in purrs, barks and whistles. Never truly alone.

Gentle herbivore

Grasses, water plants and the occasional orange. A chill diet for a chill animal.

fun facts

Big rodent energy

65 kgof pure chill
5 minunderwater, easy
14 hof daily napping
∞friends made

how it works

Three chill steps

Chip in

Send a small monthly contribution in crypto to the shared pool. Any amount, once a month.

The pool grows

Everyone's contributions add up transparently β€” the whole pot stays visible on-chain, all month long.

One winner

At month's end a provably-fair random draw picks one member. They take the pool β€” for a capybara or a trip to meet them.

this month

The pot right now

2.4 ETH in the pool
312 members this month
00days 00hrs 00min 00sec
until the draw

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the prize

Two ways to win

Your own capybara

Funds to responsibly welcome a capybara β€” where it's legal, from a proper sanctuary or breeder, with the care it deserves.

A trip to the capybaras

Rather visit? Take the pool as a trip to meet capybaras in the wild or at a sanctuary.

no funny business

Provably fair

On-chain pool

Every contribution is visible on the blockchain. The pot can't be quietly drained.

Verifiable draw

The winner is picked by a provably-fair random source (e.g. Chainlink VRF) β€” not by us. No one can rig it.

You hold your keys

Contribute from your own wallet. Nobody takes custody of your funds beyond the shared pool.

hall of chill

Recent winners

June 2026 @quiet_otter

Flew to Brazil to meet the herd 🦫✈️

May 2026 @mila.zen

Welcomed a capybara named Toast 🍞

April 2026 @dima_floats

Spa weekend with capybaras ♨️

Illustrative examples β€” replace with your real winners.

questions

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Ready to chip in?

One small contribution. One lucky capybara lover every month.